Schrute

All the world's a stage. False. It is a planet.

All the world's a stage. False.
It is a planet.  Schrute

A Friday News Feedbag without Jorge is still a feedbag False.

A Friday News Feedbag without Jorge is still a feedbag False.  Schrute

There is no limit to your imagination False You can't imagine anything outside the visible spectrum

There is no limit to your imagination False
You can't imagine anything outside the visible spectrum  Schrute

False I am 100% fully up to date

False I am 100% fully up to date  Schrute

Instant gratification takes too long! false. Instant gratification is in fact instant and doesn't take time.

Instant gratification takes too long! false.
Instant gratification is in fact instant and doesn't take time.  Schrute

Prisoners sag their pants to signal homosexual availability False. Belts are not supplied in prison because belts are a potential weapon

Prisoners sag their pants to signal homosexual availability False.
Belts are not supplied in prison because belts are a potential weapon  Schrute

when you start throwing up, you stop drinking False, Not if you're liz holley

when you start throwing up, you stop drinking False,
Not if you're liz holley  Schrute

IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH YOU CAN DODGE A BALL FALSE A BALL IS LARGER THAN A WRENCH HENCE MORE DIFFICULT TO DODGE

IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH
 YOU CAN DODGE A BALL    FALSE
A BALL IS LARGER THAN A WRENCH HENCE MORE DIFFICULT TO DODGE  Schrute

Fact: Water is free from water fountains

Fact: Water is free from water fountains  Schrute

SOMEWHERE OHIO

SOMEWHERE OHIO  Schrute
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