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America Currently has the most 2012 Olympic golds FALSE. China

America Currently has the most 2012 Olympic golds FALSE.  
China  Schrute

take your time FALSE. no way in hell am i waiting 24 hours

take your time FALSE.  
no way in hell am i waiting 24 hours  Schrute

HEY WHERE DID I LEAVE THE BLUNT? < ~~~ ..................................Uhhhh, idk

HEY WHERE DID I LEAVE THE BLUNT? < ~~~
    ..................................Uhhhh, idk  Schrute

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why its called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall. FALSE. love can't find you, because people can't find love, so you can't be falling in love, nor forcing yourself to fall

Don't find love, let love find you. That's why its called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall. FALSE.  
love can't find you, because people can't find love, so you can't be falling in love, nor forcing yourself to fall  Schrute

Oh, I will have the birds and the bees talk with future Schrute boys... I will tell them that birds fell out of the sky by the thousands and the bees were decimated by chem trails.

Oh, I will have the birds and the bees talk with future Schrute boys... I will tell them that birds fell out of the sky by the thousands and the bees were decimated by chem trails.   Schrute

It's your birthday, Sam. FALSE. It is an anniversary. Your birthday was 24 years ago.

It's your birthday, Sam. FALSE.  
It is an anniversary.  Your birthday was 24 years ago.  Schrute

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brian eating vegies FALSE. He's eating french fries.

brian eating vegies FALSE.  
He's eating french fries.  Schrute

I wish I had a bag of dicks I would offer you one to eat

I wish I had a bag of dicks I would offer you one to eat  Schrute

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE. it is only 5 o'clock somewhere once an hour on the hour FALSE. IT 5 o'clock somewhere twice an hour: on the hour and a half.

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE.  
it is only 5 o'clock somewhere once an hour on the hour FALSE.
IT 5 o'clock somewhere twice an hour: on the hour and a half.  Schrute
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