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Ask no questions and hear no lies. False. People talk to me despite my silence

Ask no questions and hear no lies. False.
People talk to me despite my silence  Schrute

It's always darkest before the dawn? false. i can't even begin to describe how false this is.

It's always darkest before the dawn? false.
i can't even begin to describe how false this is.  Schrute

Friday is just around the corner False. Chronological distance can not be measured geometrically

Friday is just around the corner False.
Chronological distance can not be measured geometrically  Schrute

Nowhere but here. FALSE. Also at Landers.

Nowhere but here. FALSE.  
Also at Landers.  Schrute

Your boss will approve your timecard... False. Animals don't know how to use computers.

Your boss will approve your timecard... False.
Animals don't know how to use computers.  Schrute

Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?

Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?  Schrute

Life is too short FALSE. It is the longest thing you will ever do Caption 3 goes here

Life is too short FALSE.  
It is the longest thing you will ever do Caption 3 goes here  Schrute

Break a leg Fact. the human thighbone can withstand 160 PSI, So that would be impossible.

Break a leg Fact.
the human thighbone can withstand 160 PSI, So  that would be impossible.  Schrute

Dwight on visiting Austin Oh, right. For the art? The music? The incredible night life?

Dwight on visiting Austin Oh, right. For the art? The music? The incredible night life?  Schrute

If all sayings are true, than every female is a bitch If it's a dog eat dog world, than we are what we eat, everyone's a dog.

If all sayings are true, than every female is a bitch  If it's a dog eat dog world, than we are what we eat, everyone's a dog.  Schrute
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