Schrute

It's not rape If you make her moan

It's not rape If you make her moan  Schrute

when is a door not a door? When it is a jar? False. its nature does not vary with its position

when is a door not a door?
When it is a jar? False.
its nature does not vary with its position
  Schrute

ACTUALLY, INDIANS SPeak perfectly english

ACTUALLY,  INDIANS 
SPeak perfectly english  Schrute

Albert einstein failed math in school? False. By age 15 he had mastered differential and integral calculus

Albert einstein failed math in school? False.
By age 15 he had mastered differential and integral calculus  Schrute

Cats have nine lives False. If you decapitate a cat it will not come back to life

Cats have nine lives False.
If you decapitate a cat it will not come back to life  Schrute

roses are red, violets are blue? False. Roses are rose. Violets are violet.

roses are red, violets are blue? False.
Roses are rose. Violets are violet.  Schrute

Why did the chicken cross the road? magnetic north

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 magnetic north  Schrute

A black hole is a cosmic vacuum cleaner. FALSE. An object would have to be as close as about 10 km to the black hole's center before they began spiraling in.

A black hole is a cosmic vacuum cleaner. FALSE.
An object would have to be as close as about 10 km to the black hole's center before they began spiraling in.  Schrute

False: Lelouch vi Britannia is half Japanese half American, Britannia is America.

False: Lelouch vi Britannia is half Japanese half American, Britannia is America.   Schrute

It's darkest just before dawn? False. Optimum darkness occurs at roughly 2 AM.

It's darkest just before dawn? False.  Optimum darkness occurs at roughly 2 AM.  Schrute
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