Schrute

"omg all men are the same, all they care about is sex and alcohol." False: all men have different genetic makeup that make them "unique...." but, yes to the second part.

My Jokes aren't funny? False:Humor is relative to personal preferance

My Jokes aren't funny? False:Humor is relative to personal preferance  Schrute

Da FUK U LOOKIN AT CUNT

 Da FUK U LOOKIN AT CUNT  Schrute

David Zaharakis is a gun? FALSE. Zaharakis is a football player. A gun is a weapon.

David Zaharakis is a gun? FALSE.  
Zaharakis is a football player. A gun is a weapon.  Schrute

"bu is 60% girls" False. It depends on which school you're in. I only know 3.

Shut up and make me a sandwich you sexest

Shut up  and make me a sandwich you sexest   Schrute

I'll See you on the dark side of the moon? FALSE. The Moon also rotates at the same speed as the Earth and therefore receives sunlight on all its sides.

I'll See you on the dark side of the moon? FALSE.  
The Moon also rotates at the same speed as the Earth and therefore receives sunlight on all its sides.     Schrute

"#YOLO" False. you are actually in a finite time frame that consists of an infinite number of times you are living

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.

LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE.  
YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.  Schrute

What you cant see cant hurt you? False. Weeping angels

What you cant see cant hurt you? False.
Weeping angels  Schrute
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