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my wife said love is in the air False, carbon dioxide, water vapor, argon, and oxegen @hasnofriends!

my wife said love is in the air False,
carbon dioxide, water vapor, argon, and oxegen @hasnofriends!   Schrute

I would do anything for love False, I won't do that!

I would do anything for love False,
I won't do that! 
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Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Before I do anything I ask myself  “Would an idiot do that?”  And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.  Schrute

That exam was a piece of cake? False. it was an exam.

That exam was a piece of cake? False.
it was an exam.  Schrute

leaving on a jet plane? FALSE. you're either getting picked up by your parents or leaving on a bus

leaving on a jet plane? FALSE.  
you're either getting picked up by your parents or leaving on a bus  Schrute

Cool story bro False. that story was not cool.

Cool story bro False.
that story was not cool.  Schrute

Nigga has swagger FALSE. Nigga has spina bifida.

Nigga has swagger FALSE.  
Nigga has spina bifida.  Schrute

Forever is only the beginning FALSE. Forever is not a specific time period.

Forever is only the beginning FALSE.
 Forever is not a 
specific time period.  Schrute

i have my number two pencil. nerd!

i have my number two pencil. nerd!  Schrute

I'm an ASU party freak. False. Club Hayden is a Library.

I'm an ASU party freak. False.
Club Hayden is a Library.  Schrute
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