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"I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies" False. 100 pennies and 4 quarters are equivalent amounts of currency

My school, right from the start. False.

My school, right from the start. False.
  Schrute

Jake is retarded It's Science.

Jake is retarded It's Science.  Schrute

you have hurt my feelings luckily my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man

you have hurt my feelings luckily my feelings regenerate twice the speed of a normal man  Schrute

Aaron rodgers is gonna score 30 points? False. matt schaub will

Aaron rodgers is gonna score 30 points? False.
matt schaub will  Schrute

Hey, My Name is David... And im your Husband!

Hey, My Name is David... And im your Husband!  Schrute

every teardrop is a waterfall false. fuck coldplay

every teardrop is a waterfall false.
fuck coldplay   Schrute

As a matter of fact you did piss in my cornflakes

As a matter of fact you did piss in my cornflakes  Schrute

Everyone turn to your neighbor and say: OPPORTUNITY

Everyone turn to your neighbor and say:  OPPORTUNITY  Schrute

the number one is the loneliest number False. numbers do not feel emotion

the number one is the loneliest number False.
numbers do not feel emotion  Schrute
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