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"9/11 was a conspiracy" FALSE. YOU ARE AN RETARDED ASSHOLE.

FALSE Neil Peart

FALSE Neil Peart  Schrute

A watched pot never boils? FALSE. I manage my Ramen.

A watched pot never boils? FALSE.  
I manage my Ramen.  Schrute

Beets Beat Bear False Bear Eats Beets

Beets Beat Bear 
False Bear Eats Beets  Schrute

"Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes" False. I did not wish you a happy birthday

Rash decisions are bad decisions False. quickly talking her into that abortion was best thing that happened to me.

Rash decisions are bad decisions False.
quickly talking her into that abortion
was best thing that happened to me.  Schrute

Fact: WMU's meme page is better than CMU's

Fact: WMU's meme page is better than CMU's  Schrute

wHALES HAVE THE BIGGEST pENISES False. aLEX bURANT HAS THE LARGEST PENIS

wHALES HAVE THE BIGGEST pENISES False.
aLEX bURANT HAS THE LARGEST PENIS  Schrute

Gingers get freckles from stealing souls? False. Freckles are formed from exposure to UV-B radiation causing an increase in melanin production.

Gingers get freckles from stealing souls? False.
Freckles are formed from exposure to UV-B radiation causing an increase in melanin production.  Schrute

fact cillian murphy would crush leo at anything alcohol.

fact cillian murphy would crush leo at anything alcohol.  Schrute
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