Schrute

Valour is a meme wizard? FALSE. He's just an /r/adviceanimals junkie.

Valour is a meme wizard? FALSE.  
He's just an /r/adviceanimals junkie.  Schrute

do i really need glasses? no dumbass i'm a schrute. this is my cover

do i really need glasses? no dumbass i'm a schrute. this is my cover  Schrute

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” FALSE: It takes me very little time to judge

“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” FALSE:
It takes me very little time to judge
  Schrute

a watched pot never boils bullshit. what a buch of fuckin' bullshit.

a watched pot never boils bullshit.
what a buch of fuckin' bullshit.  Schrute

Hot girls at the Wayside tonight? FALSE. With the lack of clothing, they must be quite frigid.

Hot girls at the Wayside tonight? FALSE.  
With the lack of clothing, they must be quite frigid.  Schrute

"clean as a whistle" False. Whistles are covered in germs from other people'S mouths.

"You can't win a debate against Romney, because he just lies about everything." False. McCain won against Romney.

you when you listen the teacher telling your name poker face

you when you listen the teacher telling your name  poker face   Schrute

The glass is half full or half empty? Neither. it's half air and half liquid

The glass is half full or half empty? Neither.  
it's half air and half liquid  Schrute

Quitters Never win? FALSE. A calculated retreat frequently proves to be a viable strategy.

Quitters Never win? FALSE.  
A calculated retreat frequently proves to be a viable strategy.  Schrute
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