Science Cat

What do a neutrino and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom.

What do a neutrino and I have in common?

 We're both constantly penetrating your mom.  Science Cat

What does Anti-Protons Say About life? It doesn't matter

What does Anti-Protons Say About life?

 It doesn't matter  Science Cat

Of course HE is risen

Of course HE is risen   Science Cat

Why? Because fuck you, that's why.

Why? Because fuck you, that's why.  Science Cat

Why am I a metal? Because I form "cat"ions

Why am I a metal?

 Because I form

It's in my nature to play with string Theory

It's in my nature to play with string

 Theory  Science Cat

Should I make a joke about potassium? K!

Should I make a joke about potassium? K!  Science Cat

LiFe is? Lithium & Iron

LiFe is?

 Lithium & Iron  Science Cat

Do I know any science jokes? Na

Do I know any science jokes?

 Na  Science Cat

SCIENCE KITTEN TOLD ME TO RUSH TO THE TELEVISION FOR THE LATEST HIGGS BOSON TEST RESULTS. WEIGHT UP, I SAID.

SCIENCE KITTEN TOLD ME TO RUSH TO THE TELEVISION FOR THE LATEST HIGGS BOSON TEST RESULTS.

 WEIGHT UP, I SAID.  Science Cat
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