Scumbag Brain

Wanna remember that funny idea you had ten minutes ago? Nope. Wanna forget that embarrassing thing that happened ten years ago? Nope.

Wanna remember that funny
 idea you had ten minutes ago?
Nope. Wanna forget that embarrassing 
thing that happened ten years ago?
Nope.   Scumbag Brain

I see you have been running a lot more Let me just cancel that out by making you more hungry

I see you have been running a lot more Let me just cancel that out by making you more hungry   Scumbag Brain

Comes up with awesome meme on the way home Forgets it before walking through the door

Comes up with awesome meme on the way home Forgets it before walking through the door  Scumbag Brain

that's a low-fat food product eat as much as you like

that's a low-fat food product eat as much as you like  Scumbag Brain

Remembers key concept for a test 5 hours after the fact

Remembers key concept for a test 5 hours after the fact  Scumbag Brain

BRO, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE SICK? PUKING

BRO, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE SICK? PUKING  Scumbag Brain

have to be at 4am here is a list of the people you hate and why you hate them

 have to be at 4am here is a list of the people you hate and why you hate them  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't like girls that like him no girls like him

Doesn't like girls that like him no girls like him  Scumbag Brain

Tries to apply for dead end jobs Rapidly deteriorates

Tries to apply for dead end jobs Rapidly deteriorates  Scumbag Brain

It's cold, better make his nose run It's hot, better make his nose run

It's cold, better make his nose run It's hot, better make his nose run  Scumbag Brain
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