Scumbag Brain

Scratch ball itch Bro, smell your hand.

Scratch ball itch Bro, smell your hand.  Scumbag Brain

Someone says "Calm down man, relax." Instantly fucking irate

Someone says

Oh, you're trying to go to sleep? Here, this boner might help

Oh, you're trying to go to sleep? Here, this boner might help  Scumbag Brain

Earned a 2:1 Phycology Degree Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

Earned a 2:1 Phycology Degree Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

SCAB HEALS MISSES IT

SCAB HEALS MISSES IT  Scumbag Brain

Oh you want to sleep because you have a test tomorrow morning? How about I force you to stay awake by making you think majority of the night.

Oh you want to sleep because you have a test tomorrow morning? How about I force you to stay awake by making you think majority of the night.   Scumbag Brain

finds the perfect hiding place for an item forgets having hidden the item

finds the perfect hiding place for an item forgets having hidden the item  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just lost all of your money gambling? We can win it back

Oh, you just lost all of your money gambling? We can win it back  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you are taking a shower? Let's think about all the scary movies you have seen. Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

Oh, you are taking a shower? Let's think about all the scary movies you have seen.  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain

Tells you that you need to poop while you're busy Says you don't have to once you get to the bathroom

Tells you that you need to poop while you're busy Says you don't have to once you get to the bathroom  Scumbag Brain
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