Scumbag Brain

Produces mucus to protect you from allergens Causes sinus infection

Produces mucus to protect you from allergens  Causes sinus infection    Scumbag Brain

"I'M GETTING FUCKED UP TONIGHT" Swears to God that if you stop throwing up, you will never drink again

Concealed Weapon

Concealed Weapon  Scumbag Brain

creates god who hates homosexuals makes you homosexual

creates god who hates 
homosexuals makes you homosexual  Scumbag Brain

SOMETIMES MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO DO STUPID THINGS LIKE THIS MORNING IT TOLD ME TO DO A BARREL ROLL AND I ROLLED INTO FIRE AND IT HURT

SOMETIMES MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO DO STUPID THINGS LIKE THIS MORNING IT TOLD ME TO DO A BARREL ROLL AND I ROLLED INTO FIRE AND IT HURT  Scumbag Brain

ok we've got a lot to do tomorrow, we really need some rest doesn't let you fall asleep once

ok we've got a lot to do tomorrow, we really need some rest doesn't let you fall asleep once  Scumbag Brain

drives recklessly fears air travel

drives recklessly fears air travel  Scumbag Brain

Knows liking someone is a bad idea and tells you not to do it Likes said person anyway

Knows liking someone is a bad idea and tells you not to do it Likes said person anyway  Scumbag Brain

wide awake all morning fall asleep one minute before alarm goes off

wide awake all morning fall asleep one minute before alarm goes off   Scumbag Brain

laying in bed trying to sleep ponder about life and the universe

laying in bed trying to sleep ponder about life and the universe   Scumbag Brain
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