Scumbag Brain

Oh you're having a nice, peaceful and happy Thanksgiving break? Wanna watch the human Centipede 2?

Oh you're having a nice, peaceful and happy Thanksgiving break? Wanna watch the human Centipede 2?  Scumbag Brain

Remember that 30 page research paper due in 4 days? Neither do i

Remember that 30 page research paper due in 4 days? Neither do i  Scumbag Brain

oh, you saw an ugly woman on the bus? better look at her every 5 seconds

oh, you saw an ugly woman on the bus? better look at her every 5 seconds  Scumbag Brain

gets lightheaded when you don't breathe gets lightheaded when you hyperventilate

gets lightheaded when you don't breathe gets lightheaded when you hyperventilate  Scumbag Brain

Extremely tired during day Wide awake at midnight

Extremely tired during
day Wide awake at
midnight  Scumbag Brain

Your first final is tomorrow? Lets have a dream where its actually today and you slept through it.

Your first final is tomorrow? Lets have a dream where its actually today and you slept through it.  Scumbag Brain

On your way home from that interview you aced? Fart triumphantly, I got your back.

On your way home from that interview you aced? Fart triumphantly, I got your back.  Scumbag Brain

Drink a glass of water Rinse glass out, with water

Drink a glass of water Rinse glass out, with water  Scumbag Brain

Oh, that ice cream is too cold? Let's blow on it to cool it off

Oh, that ice cream is too cold? Let's blow on it to cool it off  Scumbag Brain

set your alarm for 4:30 am? great. i'll just go ahead and make sure you're up by 4:15.

set your alarm for 4:30 am? great. i'll just go ahead and make sure you're up by 4:15.  Scumbag Brain
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