Scumbag Brain

Got dumped? Here's some nightmares replaying the breakup, and here's a dream where you're happy together again

Got dumped? Here's some nightmares replaying the breakup, and here's a dream where you're happy together again  Scumbag Brain

Subway conductor: "Due to medical evac on the train ahead of us, we're being held between stations." Have to take a shit all of a sudden

Subway conductor:

"IAmA a guy who fractured my penis last year, had a series of 12 injections in my penis to fix it that didn't work, and then had penile surgery last week to finally repair the damage. AMA!" *click*

Oh, you're trying to forget the pain and move on? Here, let me just give you this nice dream about her...

Oh, you're trying to forget the pain and move on? Here, let me just give you this nice dream about her...  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're about to drive a long distance? Making you really tired will make it more enjoyable

Oh you're about to drive a long distance? Making you really tired will make it more enjoyable  Scumbag Brain

HAVE Prosopagnosia, keep FORGETTING MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE Got dumped, now I can't forget it

HAVE Prosopagnosia, keep FORGETTING MY GIRLFRIENDS FACE Got dumped, now I can't forget it  Scumbag Brain

Knows you're only hunting an egg giving off a beautiful glow auto-clicks egg glowing brightly as the sun

Knows you're only hunting an egg giving off a beautiful glow auto-clicks egg glowing brightly as the sun  Scumbag Brain

Holding phone to your ear "Bro, where the fuck is your phone?"

Holding phone to your ear

so you're just about to drop off to sleep I'll just make your nose annoyingly itchy

so you're just about to drop off to sleep I'll just make your nose annoyingly  itchy   Scumbag Brain

hey bro, that was a really messy breakup lets fall in love with her best freind

hey bro, that was a really messy breakup lets fall in love with her best freind  Scumbag Brain
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