Scumbag Brain

Hear footsteps outside your door? Keep fapping, they're not going to enter.

Hear footsteps outside your door? Keep fapping, they're not going to enter.   Scumbag Brain

you're dehydrated as fuck I better make you keep throwing up whenver you try to drink water to protect you

you're dehydrated as fuck I better make you keep throwing up whenver you try to drink water to protect you  Scumbag Brain

Forgets to drink Gets headache

Forgets to drink Gets headache  Scumbag Brain

Knows you are forever alone and want a girlfriend Here's a dream about a girl that likes you

Knows you are forever alone and want a girlfriend Here's a dream about a girl that likes you   Scumbag Brain

HOT WEATHER MAKES IT SLEEPY SO DOES COLD WEATHER

HOT WEATHER MAKES IT SLEEPY SO DOES COLD WEATHER   Scumbag Brain

Toilet is 2 feet away Pees in the sink

Toilet is 2 feet away Pees in the sink   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just woke up and need to take a leak? Here, have some morning wood. That should help.

Oh, you just woke up and need to take a leak? Here, have some morning wood. That should help.   Scumbag Brain

yeah sure, go ahead and fart wait you said pee, right?

yeah sure, go ahead and fart wait you said pee, right?  Scumbag Brain

Knows you're afraid of spiders makes you dream your brother was bitten by a large mechanical black widow

Knows you're afraid of spiders makes you dream your brother was bitten by a large mechanical black widow  Scumbag Brain

You know who you havent talked to in a while grandma.

You know who you havent talked to in a while grandma.  Scumbag Brain
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