Scumbag Brain

Need some rest for the first day of school tommorow? Why not browse reddit until you get tired?

Need some rest for the first day of school tommorow? Why not browse reddit until you get tired?  Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep "OMG YAY YOU'RE ALMOST ASLEEP!"

About to fall asleep

OH, YOU HAPPEN TO BE CONSCIOUS THAT YOU'RE PARALYZED? THESE UNFATHOMABLY TERRIFYING HALLUCINATIONS OUGHT TO EXPLAIN THAT

OH, YOU HAPPEN TO BE CONSCIOUS THAT YOU'RE PARALYZED? THESE UNFATHOMABLY TERRIFYING HALLUCINATIONS OUGHT TO EXPLAIN THAT  Scumbag Brain

Remembers coworkers name is jim five minuts after conversation in which you called him john several times

Remembers coworkers name is jim five minuts after conversation in which you called him john several times  Scumbag Brain

First person to finish a easy test. Makes you question every answer you wrote down.

First person to finish a easy test. Makes you question every answer you wrote down.  Scumbag Brain

Can remember film quotes and song lyrics on demand Forgets almost all examinable content the moment a test starts.

Can remember film quotes and song lyrics on demand Forgets almost all examinable content the moment a test starts.  Scumbag Brain

Knows it's unable to make computations without paper and pen Still tries during the whole night instead of letting you sleep

Knows it's unable to make computations without paper and pen Still tries during the whole night instead of letting you sleep   Scumbag Brain

Dream about crush giving you an incredible blowjob WAKE UP YOU HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW!

Dream about crush giving you an incredible blowjob WAKE UP YOU HAVE TO PEE RIGHT NOW!   Scumbag Brain

Knows you just took your watch off after a long day. Tells you it's still there 10 minutes later.

Knows you just took your watch off after a long day. Tells you it's still there 10 minutes later.   Scumbag Brain

you're home alone at night? let's think of some creepypasta.

you're home alone at night? let's think of some
creepypasta.  Scumbag Brain
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