Scumbag Brain

Take same way to work every day "What do you mean this lane ends?"

Take same way to work 
every day

oh man, got shit on our finger well you might as well smell it

oh man, got shit on our finger well you might as well smell it  Scumbag Brain

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Mom isn't home from work yet? She must've died in an accident.

Mom isn't home from work yet? She must've died in an accident.   Scumbag Brain

Time to make a public presentation? Better give you dry mouth so you can't speak properly

Time to make a public presentation? Better give you dry mouth so you can't speak properly  Scumbag Brain

Traveling to a different time zone? No problem: let's keep you on home time. Oh, you're back from your trip? Hurry let's instantly get used to the other time zone.

Traveling to a different time zone? No problem: let's keep you on home time. Oh, you're back from your trip? Hurry let's instantly get used to the other time zone.  Scumbag Brain

Getting a PhD in pharmacology Can't figure out what floor of the building you are on.

Getting a PhD in pharmacology Can't figure out what floor of the building you are on.   Scumbag Brain

Can memorize every map in a video game Forgets what you studied the night before

Can memorize every map in a video game Forgets what you studied the night before   Scumbag Brain

Oh you thought of a great Reddit post at work? Let me just forget that when you get home.

Oh you thought of a great Reddit post at work? Let me just forget that when you get home.  Scumbag Brain

You seem to be in a really great mood Let's remember some of our lowest and most depressing moments together

You seem to be in a really great mood Let's remember some of our lowest and most depressing moments together   Scumbag Brain
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