Scumbag Brain

sometimes when people sneeze it sort of sounds like they're saying "lolfuck"

sometimes when people sneeze it sort of sounds like they're saying

You're doing 80 on the freeway on your motorcycle? What would happen if you jumped off?

You're doing 80 on the freeway on your motorcycle? What would happen if you jumped off?  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're finally getting over your long time crush? Here's an awesome dream of you two together that will never happen

Oh, you're finally getting over your long time crush? Here's an awesome dream of you two together that will never happen  Scumbag Brain

Remembers little details from years ago Forgets to add water to his maruchan instant lunch

Remembers little details from years ago Forgets to add water to his maruchan instant lunch  Scumbag Brain

First time on an airplane Making you think about the movie Final Destination should help

First time on an airplane Making you think about the movie Final Destination should help  Scumbag Brain

Remember the questions you memorized for the test you're taking? Well here's a song you heard 10 years ago.

Remember the questions you memorized for the test you're taking? Well here's a song you heard 10 years ago.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're lying in bed peacefully? Let me kick up your heart rate for no goddamn reason

Oh, you're lying in bed peacefully? Let me kick up your heart rate for no goddamn reason  Scumbag Brain

that's a great idea! Let me hold on to it for yo- whoops, lost it

that's a great idea! Let me hold on to it for yo- whoops, lost it  Scumbag Brain

oh, you want a lucid dream? Let's make sure you've scratched every part of your body first.

oh, you want a lucid dream? Let's make sure you've scratched every part of your body first.  Scumbag Brain

this is a nice movie theater probably similar to that one that all those people in denver died in

this is a nice movie theater probably similar to that one that all those people in denver died in  Scumbag Brain
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