Scumbag Brain

Wasn't that a nice shower you just finished? Time to take a shit.

Wasn't that a nice shower you just finished? Time to take a shit.  Scumbag Brain

fingers are covered in grease? lets touch all our zits

fingers are covered in grease? lets touch all our zits  Scumbag Brain

just got out of the shower have to poop now

just got out of the shower have to poop now  Scumbag Brain

You have a two hour class about primates? I'll just hum the theme song from congo the entire time

You have a two hour class about primates? I'll just hum the theme song from congo the entire time  Scumbag Brain

You have a sore throat? the urge to swallow absolutely nothing will sure help with that

You have a sore throat? the urge to swallow absolutely nothing will sure help with that  Scumbag Brain

I see you have a sore throat. I'm just gonna stimulate your salivary glands so you have to swallow every 5 seconds.

I see you have a sore throat.  I'm just gonna stimulate your salivary glands so you have to swallow every 5 seconds.   Scumbag Brain

Remember all those witty memes you thought of for your cake day? Yeah, this is all I got.

Remember all those witty memes you thought of for your cake day? Yeah, this is all I got.  Scumbag Brain

Remember that ex you spent absolutely ages getting over Their Facebook relationship status just changed to single, you should call them

Remember that ex you spent absolutely ages getting over Their Facebook relationship status just changed to single, you should call them  Scumbag Brain

Hates everything it is reading must keep going

Hates everything it is reading must keep going  Scumbag Brain

Forgets to drink morning coffee Because hasn't had morning coffee yet

Forgets to drink morning coffee Because hasn't had morning coffee yet  Scumbag Brain
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