Scumbag Brain

I hope you remember where you parked your car this morning. Because I can only remember where you parked it yesterday.

I hope you remember where you parked your car this morning. Because I can only remember where you parked it yesterday.  Scumbag Brain

SENDS E-MAIL TO SELF HOLY SHIT I WONDER WHO THAT NEW MESSAGE IN MY INBOX IS FROM

SENDS E-MAIL TO SELF HOLY SHIT I WONDER WHO THAT NEW MESSAGE IN MY INBOX IS FROM  Scumbag Brain

Wants to unlock something Doesn't notice it is unlocked already and locks it

Wants to unlock something  Doesn't notice it is unlocked already and locks it  Scumbag Brain

OH YOU ARE ON A SCHOOL TRIP WITH ALL YOUR CLASS ON THE BUS? HOW ABOUT A WET DREAM?

OH YOU ARE ON A SCHOOL TRIP WITH ALL YOUR CLASS ON THE BUS? HOW ABOUT A WET DREAM?  Scumbag Brain

Need to wake up early tomorrow? No way you're falling asleep on time

Need to wake up early tomorrow? No way you're falling asleep on time  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to take a nap? Let me just replay every bad thing that has ever happened to you.

Oh, you're trying to take a nap? Let me just replay every bad thing that has ever happened to you.  Scumbag Brain

Its time for bed? You should go on reddit and see if you can find what was in that safe.

Its time for bed?  You should go on reddit and see if you can find what was in that safe.  Scumbag Brain

Oh did you miss swallowing that pill the first time? Let me immediately forget how to swallow a pill.

Oh did you miss swallowing that pill the first time? Let me immediately forget how to swallow a pill.  Scumbag Brain

Knows its Downton Abbey keeps calling it Downtown Abbey

Knows its Downton Abbey keeps calling it Downtown Abbey  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to go to sleep living alone? Let's think about every scary movie villan you've ever seen.

Oh you're trying to go to sleep living alone? Let's think about every scary movie villan you've ever seen.  Scumbag Brain
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