Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're drunk enough to over come your social awkwardness? well here's some whiskey dick for you.

Oh, you're drunk enough to over come your social awkwardness? well here's some whiskey dick for you.  Scumbag Brain

your girlfriend will have sex with you any time you want? why don't you masturbate in the shower instead?

your girlfriend will have sex with you any time you want? why don't you masturbate in the shower instead?  Scumbag Brain

I know you didn't like sleeping when you were five I bet you still hate it now too

I know you didn't like sleeping when you were five I bet you still hate it now too  Scumbag Brain

Get ready for bed and reach maximum comfort Just now remember you have homework

Get ready for bed and reach maximum comfort Just now remember you have homework  Scumbag Brain

Oh you just saw a spider? I think there's one on your neck too.

Oh you just saw a spider? I think there's one on your neck too.  Scumbag Brain

Creates elaborate and horrifying dream Just to wake you up because you need to pee

Creates elaborate and horrifying dream Just to wake you up because you need to pee  Scumbag Brain

Gives you constant fear that you're forgetting something when leaving for a trip Still allows you to forget something

Gives you constant fear that you're forgetting something when leaving for a trip Still allows you to forget something  Scumbag Brain

Didn't sleep because you where busy studying for the exams? Looks like its time for a mind grain!

Didn't sleep because you where busy studying for the exams? Looks like its time for a mind grain!   Scumbag Brain

HEY BUDDY, TRYING TO GO SLEEP? LET'S REMEMBER EVERY FANTASTIC MOMENT YOU HAD WITH YOUR EX.

HEY BUDDY, TRYING TO GO SLEEP? LET'S REMEMBER EVERY FANTASTIC MOMENT YOU HAD WITH YOUR EX.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're really drunk? Let me find all the people in your phone that you shouldn't be texting

Oh, you're really drunk? Let me find all the people in your phone that you shouldn't be texting   Scumbag Brain
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