Scumbag Brain

you're just talking with that girl? here comes a sudden urge to fart

you're just talking with that girl? here comes a sudden urge to fart   Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you're in the shower and you just finished washing your butt? I'll get a fart ready for you.

Oh, so you're in the shower and you just finished washing your butt? I'll get a fart ready for you.  Scumbag Brain

time to go to bed! "know what a good movie is? paranormal activity....2!"

time to go to bed!

Gets really excited about falling asleep two seconds before falling asleep

Gets really excited about falling asleep two seconds before falling asleep  Scumbag Brain

Your date has been in the bathroom for more than 10 minutes? she probably left through the window and won't come back

Your date has been in the bathroom for more than 10 minutes? she probably left through the window and won't come back  Scumbag Brain

you need to step it up a notch to get into the colleges you like? nothing better than a case of senioritis

you need to step it up a notch to get into the colleges you like? nothing better than a case of senioritis   Scumbag Brain

You just spent a lot of money on a date? Don't worry, she'll love being pounded later.

You just spent a lot of money on a date? Don't worry, she'll love being pounded later.   Scumbag Brain

cant remember anything you studied the day of the test remembers the one time you walked in on your grandma naked for the rest of your life

cant remember anything you studied the day of the test remembers the one time you walked in on your grandma naked for the rest of your life   Scumbag Brain

Tired & slow all day at work Won't shut up when you try to sleep

Tired & slow all day at work Won't shut up when you try to sleep   Scumbag Brain

Only lets you access 20% of him

Only lets you access 20% of him   Scumbag Brain
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