Scumbag Brain

You're walking down a long, dark hallway? Perfect time to think about all the scary movies you've ever seen.

You're walking down a long, dark hallway? Perfect time to think about all the scary movies you've ever seen.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just wiped your nose? Why not look at it, bro?

Oh, you just wiped your nose? Why not look at it, bro?   Scumbag Brain

You're going to wear basketball shorts today? Here's some raging boners.

You're going to wear basketball shorts today? Here's some raging boners.   Scumbag Brain

Remember when I told you I'd remember it? Yeah, you need notes right now cuz I don't know shit

Remember when I told you I'd remember it? Yeah, you need notes right now cuz I don't know shit   Scumbag Brain

No brah, don't go with your first choice, it's definitely wrong Oh wait jk

No brah, don't go with your first choice, it's definitely wrong Oh wait jk  Scumbag Brain

You're taking a test I'll give you all the information need to pass this after you turn it in

You're taking a test I'll give you all the information need to pass this after you turn it in   Scumbag Brain

oh, your ex-girlfriend called you this morning? you're going to have a terrible day

oh, your ex-girlfriend called you this morning? you're going to have a terrible day  Scumbag Brain

Remembers equation for Osmotic Pressure, Henry's Law, and the subsequent pressures of gases at standard conditions Forgets Van't Hoff factor

Remembers equation for Osmotic Pressure, Henry's Law, and the subsequent pressures of gases at standard conditions Forgets Van't Hoff factor  Scumbag Brain

Read sign outside of planetarium that says not to look directly into sun IMPOSSIBLY STRONG URGE TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT SUN

Read sign outside of planetarium that says not to look directly into sun IMPOSSIBLY STRONG URGE TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT SUN   Scumbag Brain

Meeting girlfriend's parents for the first time? Here, have a boner

Meeting girlfriend's parents for the first time? Here, have a boner  Scumbag Brain
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