Scumbag Brain

Watching female co-worker give power point presentation, listening to her... Now stare at her breasts, and stare at her breasts, and stare at her breasts.

Watching female co-worker give power point presentation, listening to her... Now stare at her breasts, and stare at her breasts, and stare at her breasts.  Scumbag Brain

Nothing to do today? Wake up early and refreshed. Busy day today? Sleep in and feel like shit all day.

Nothing to do today? Wake up early and refreshed. Busy day today? Sleep in and feel like shit all day.   Scumbag Brain

"You can do this, no pressure" DEBILITATING ANXIETY

Thought of a good meme in a dream forgets it

Thought of a good meme in a dream forgets it   Scumbag Brain

Makes you think that military ball dates are overrated Spends the rest of the year thinking how great a date for military ball would be.

Makes you think that military ball dates are overrated Spends the rest of the year thinking how great a date for military ball would be.   Scumbag Brain

You drunk bro? Cool. Let's text and call a bunch of people you haven't talked to in years

You drunk bro? Cool. Let's text and call a bunch of people you haven't talked to in years   Scumbag Brain

CHECK REDDIT BEFORE I SLEEP TIME FOR BREAKFAST

CHECK REDDIT BEFORE I SLEEP TIME FOR BREAKFAST  Scumbag Brain

Door is clearly marked "Push" Makes sure to give it a few pulls for good measure

Door is clearly marked

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Michigan actually won a game... Oh, phew, it was just a nightmare. Go back to bed. OH GOD

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Michigan actually won a game... Oh, phew, it was just a nightmare. Go back to bed. OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

Wants space in a relationship Freaks out when he doesn't call

Wants space in a relationship Freaks out when he doesn't call    Scumbag Brain
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