Scumbag Brain

COMPLETELY DEHYDRATED TIME TO PISS

COMPLETELY DEHYDRATED TIME TO PISS   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to be up at 7am, lets you fall asleep at 3am wakes you up an hour later with horrible nightmare OH GOD

Knows you have to be up at 7am, lets you fall asleep at 3am wakes you up an hour later with horrible nightmare OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

Forgets everything during test Remembers it when trying to sleep

Forgets everything during test Remembers it when trying to sleep  Scumbag Brain

How 'bout a song to keep you entertained throughout the day? Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

How 'bout a song to keep you entertained throughout the day? Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...   Scumbag Brain

Do you know what would make this commute better? Closing your eyes and taking a nap on the way home

Do you know what would make this commute better? Closing your eyes and taking a nap on the way home  Scumbag Brain

Alarm goes off at 8:30am for work. "Just shut your eyes for a sec, I'll get you right back up" 10:48am

Alarm goes off at 8:30am for work.

About to bone hottest chick ever in sex dream MAKES YOU WEAR A CONDOM.

About to bone hottest chick ever in sex dream MAKES YOU WEAR A CONDOM.  Scumbag Brain

Cant stand other People's grammatical errors cant See it's own errors.

Cant stand other People's grammatical errors cant See it's own errors.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you don't want a boner talking to your mum where it'll be clearly evident? Have one anyway

Oh you don't want a boner talking to your mum where it'll be clearly evident? Have one anyway  Scumbag Brain

Completes one sentence Rewards self with half an hour of Reddit

Completes one sentence Rewards self with half an hour of Reddit  Scumbag Brain
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