Scumbag Brain

Never forgets to take kids to daycare Always forgets whether or not he took the kids to daycare

Never forgets to take kids to daycare Always forgets whether or not he took the kids to daycare  Scumbag Brain

Comes up with good first line of meme

Comes up with good first line of meme   Scumbag Brain

Makes you sleepy Doesn't let you sleep by forcing you to see pictures of babies with their eyes scooped out

Makes you sleepy Doesn't let you sleep by forcing you to see pictures of babies with their eyes scooped out  Scumbag Brain

Holy shit, is that a spider on your foot?! Nah bro, my bad. just air.

Holy shit, is that a spider on your foot?! Nah bro, my bad. just air.  Scumbag Brain

Sleepy while awake Wide-awake while trying to sleep

Sleepy while awake Wide-awake while trying to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Reminds you to make coffee the second you wake up. Lets you forget your cup when you leave.

Reminds you to make coffee
the second you wake up. Lets you forget your cup 
when you leave.  Scumbag Brain

We get it! You have weird sleep patterns. Join the fucking club!

We get it! You have weird sleep patterns. Join the fucking club!    Scumbag Brain

Oral presentation in front of class "Here, have a boner"

Oral presentation in front of class

Wants to write funny meme Can't come up with anything clever

Wants to write funny meme Can't come up with anything clever  Scumbag Brain

In male skull: easy to figure out In female skull: absolute mystery

In male skull: easy to figure out In female skull: absolute mystery  Scumbag Brain
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