Scumbag Brain

Thinks of perfect place to put things so you won't forget Where the fuck is my stuff?

Thinks of perfect place to put things so you won't forget Where the fuck is my stuff?   Scumbag Brain

Lose 20 pounds by careful dieting and sacrifice, look in mirror. SORRY BRO, CAN'T TELL A DIFFERNCE

Lose 20 pounds by careful dieting and sacrifice, look in mirror. SORRY BRO, CAN'T TELL A DIFFERNCE   Scumbag Brain

Where are your fucking keys!? Are they in your room? Maybe the desk, check the table, they could be in the bathroom, try your pants from yesterday, how about the counter!!! Oh that's right.... they're right there in your hand.

Where are your fucking keys!? Are they in your room? Maybe the desk,  check the table, they could be in the bathroom, try your pants from yesterday, how about the counter!!! Oh that's right.... they're right there in your hand.   Scumbag Brain

Volunteers to answer question in class for participation points Hasn't been paying attention the entire class

Volunteers to answer question in class for participation points Hasn't been paying attention the entire class   Scumbag Brain

we have to get stuff done today but let's go on the internet for 3 hours first

we have to get stuff done today but let's go on the internet for 3 hours first  Scumbag Brain

This is a pretty kickass dream You should wake up right when it gets good!

This is a pretty kickass dream You should wake up right when it gets good!   Scumbag Brain

Has epiphany didn't write it down, never to be a though again

Has epiphany didn't write it down, never to be a though again   Scumbag Brain

tell sphincter to flatulate Sharts

tell sphincter to flatulate Sharts   Scumbag Brain

HEARS AN INCREDIBLY ANNOYING POP SONG REPLAYS IT REPEATEDLY FOR NO APPARENT REASON

HEARS AN INCREDIBLY ANNOYING POP SONG REPLAYS IT REPEATEDLY FOR NO APPARENT REASON  Scumbag Brain

With girlfriend: "She's all yours" Post girlfriend: "She's fucking every guy she talks to"

With girlfriend:
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