Scumbag Brain

I see you're making out with a girl at your place now It really sucks to have a runny nose right now

I see you're making out with a girl at your place now It really sucks to have a runny nose right now  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, enjoying that awesome dream? Gotta take a piss

Hey bro, enjoying that awesome dream? Gotta take a piss  Scumbag Brain

Feeling down? Don't eat and drink alcohol. That will make you feel better.

Feeling down? Don't eat and drink alcohol. That will make you feel better.   Scumbag Brain

Feeling stressed? Stomach acid is on the way! HOLD ON

Feeling stressed? Stomach acid is on the way! HOLD ON  Scumbag Brain

Hey, it's your birthday Have your first present from me. Depression

Hey, it's your birthday
Have your first  present from me. Depression   Scumbag Brain

Bro, wake up! You're late for work! Saturday

Bro, wake up! You're late for work! Saturday   Scumbag Brain

Professor says "what I'm about to say won't be on the test" start paying attention

Professor says

Dreams you are doing your lousy job Wakes up, have to go to work

Dreams you are doing your lousy job Wakes up,
have to go to work   Scumbag Brain

knows that racism is morally wrong first thing you notice when meeting a new person: skin color

knows that racism is morally wrong first thing you notice when meeting a new person: 
skin color  Scumbag Brain

Encourages you to set alarm early so you can catch up on work Ignores vestibulocochlear nerve

Encourages you to set alarm early so you can catch up on work  Ignores vestibulocochlear nerve    Scumbag Brain
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