Scumbag Brain

Sign says, "Caution, surface extremely hot." Touch it.

Sign says,

You're up next to present in class... ERECTION

You're up next to present in class...  ERECTION  Scumbag Brain

Contains all the necessary 'feel good' chemicals to make you feel awesome all the time. Holds out on you.

Contains all the necessary 'feel good' chemicals to make you feel awesome all the time. Holds out on you.   Scumbag Brain

*sneeze* This is THE time you're only going to sneeze once.*sip of drink* Listen bitch, you knew I was a snake. *sneeze*

*sneeze* This is THE time you're only going to sneeze once.*sip of drink*  Listen bitch, you knew I was a snake.
 *sneeze*   Scumbag Brain

Never stall the car in months of solo driving Passengers. Stall.

Never stall the car in months of solo driving Passengers. Stall.  Scumbag Brain

Homestory disconnects, almost falling asleep with boredom Is that destiny, 2GD and iNcontroL getting ready to cast next game??! OH GOD

Homestory disconnects, almost falling asleep with boredom Is that destiny, 2GD and iNcontroL getting ready to cast next game??! OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

a big exam on friday? Better imagine all the fun stuff you could be doing right now

a big exam on friday? Better imagine all the fun stuff you could be doing right now  Scumbag Brain

Time for presentation Your due for an awkward itch

Time for presentation  Your due for an awkward itch  Scumbag Brain

Remembers you had an assignment due Doesn't remember which class

Remembers you had an assignment due Doesn't remember which class  Scumbag Brain

knows a toe itches can't figure out which one

knows a toe itches can't figure out which one  Scumbag Brain
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