Scumbag Brain

Knows you're wearing khakis in public Gives you an erection

Knows you're wearing khakis in public Gives you an erection  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have to pee every morning? A boner should help with that

Oh you have to pee every morning? A boner should help with that  Scumbag Brain

hey remember all that awesome shit you were gonna say during this interview? yeah...me neither

hey remember all that awesome shit you were gonna say during this interview? yeah...me neither  Scumbag Brain

sees one red pixel one the screen lets keep staring at and and get annoyed

sees one red pixel one the screen lets keep staring at and and get annoyed   Scumbag Brain

OH YOU HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW? LET ME SEE WHAT SOPHISTICATED VOCABULARY I CAN COME UP WITH FOR YOU "UMM"

OH YOU HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW? LET ME SEE WHAT SOPHISTICATED VOCABULARY I CAN COME UP WITH FOR YOU

Boyfriend fell asleep? Better get really horny.

Boyfriend fell asleep? Better get really horny.  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't have any pain receptors LOL Migraine

Doesn't have any pain receptors LOL Migraine  Scumbag Brain

Finally finds smart, funny, attractive girl who wants lots of sex Freezes up and hides keys to erection town

Finally finds smart, funny, attractive girl who wants lots of sex Freezes up and hides keys to erection town  Scumbag Brain

"I'm tired of looking at Facebook, let's visit another site." Types in facebook.com

Has dream you meet and spend time with the most perfect girl Sorry bro, don't remember anything about her

Has dream you meet and spend time with the most perfect girl Sorry bro, don't remember anything about her   Scumbag Brain
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