Scumbag Brain

I SEE YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELING AT PEACE WITH THE WORLD HERE ARE SOME "WHAT IF" SCENARIOS TO STRESS YOU THE FUCK OUT FOR NO REASON

I SEE YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELING AT PEACE WITH THE WORLD HERE ARE SOME

Oh you have a paper to type? you know what sounds really good? Facebook

Oh you have a paper to type? you know what sounds really good? Facebook  Scumbag Brain

HEY! I KNOW YOU HAVE LEFT THE HOUSE ALREADY, BUT... YOU LEFT YOUR MEMORY STICK IN YOUR COMPUTER!

HEY! I KNOW YOU HAVE LEFT THE HOUSE ALREADY, BUT... YOU LEFT YOUR MEMORY STICK IN YOUR COMPUTER!  Scumbag Brain

Low on energy for your workout? Have a bag of Oreos.

Low on energy for your workout? Have a bag of Oreos.  Scumbag Brain

Peacefully drifting off to sleep Wait, you weren't actually falling? Woops. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Peacefully drifting off to sleep Wait, you weren't actually falling? Woops. HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK  Scumbag Brain

ABOUT TO SNEEZE? KEEP HOLDING ON TO THAT FULL CUP OF COFFEE

ABOUT TO SNEEZE? KEEP HOLDING ON TO THAT FULL CUP OF COFFEE  Scumbag Brain

that was an awesome dream no way i'm forgetting this one

that was an awesome dream no way i'm forgetting this one  Scumbag Brain

Hey let's remeber all normal social interactions and norms Untill talking to the girl we like

Hey let's remeber all normal social interactions and norms  Untill talking to the girl we like  Scumbag Brain

Running slow in dream while overweight Doesn't dream about running fast after getting fit

Running slow in dream while overweight Doesn't dream about running fast after getting fit  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to forget the inappropriate crush you have on your superior? Here's a dream where you two are in an affectionate relationship

Oh, you're trying to forget the inappropriate crush you have on your superior? Here's a dream where you two are in an affectionate relationship  Scumbag Brain
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