Scumbag Brain

"Yo, you totally want something to eat" "no, not that."

Oh, you're really drunk? I bet your ex is dying to talk to you!!!

Oh, you're really drunk? I bet your ex is dying to talk to you!!!  Scumbag Brain

HEY! WERE IS YOUR PHONE? OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE HOLDING IT!

HEY! WERE IS YOUR PHONE? OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE HOLDING IT!  Scumbag Brain

2 PM: You need to take more naps and go to bed earlier 12 AM: I got at least another 3 hours in the tank

2 PM: You need to take more naps and go to bed earlier 12 AM: I got at least another 3 hours in the tank  Scumbag Brain

Hey man, it's your day off Let's wake you up at 6 am anyway

Hey man, it's your day off Let's wake you up at 6 am anyway  Scumbag Brain

Hey, your alarm is about to go off Let's dream that it's Saturday and you get to sleep in

Hey, your alarm is about to go off Let's dream that it's Saturday and you get to sleep in  Scumbag Brain

Just got over your ex how about you make passionate love to her in you dreams

Just got over your ex how about you make passionate love to her in you dreams  Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you have an exam tomorrow? You know what, let's NOT have the feeling there's an exam tomorrow. Have you thought about Skyrim lately? We should play that.

Oh,   so you have an exam tomorrow? You know what, let's NOT have the feeling there's an exam tomorrow. Have you thought about Skyrim lately? We should play that.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, Gotye is on the radio again? Let's remind you with a mental image how similar that sounds to Goatse.

Oh, Gotye is on the radio again? Let's remind you with a mental image how similar that sounds to Goatse.  Scumbag Brain

see cute girls in public while your by yourself Prepare to walk like a retard in 3....2...................

see cute girls in public while your by yourself Prepare to walk like a retard in 3....2...................  Scumbag Brain
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