Scumbag Brain

Glial Cells

 Glial Cells  Scumbag Brain

your thoughts are the results of random chance processes you can't trust your brain's conclusions to be accurate

your thoughts are the results of random chance processes you can't trust your brain's conclusions to be accurate  Scumbag Brain

Thinks eating lean cusine and soup is really healthy consumes tons of sodium & increases blood pressure

Thinks eating lean cusine and soup is really healthy consumes tons of sodium  & increases blood pressure   Scumbag Brain

Need to sleep, big day tomorrow... Did I turn the oven off? Is the door locked? What if zombies attack? Caption 3 goes here

Need to sleep, big day tomorrow... Did I turn the oven off? Is the door locked? What if zombies attack? Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to love cat depresses you when cat dies

Convinces you to love cat depresses you when cat dies  Scumbag Brain

"Hey bra how about you consciously think about breathing?" "HA! now you have to do it!"

Allows you to breathe without thinking about it remembers you do, then makes you think you'll die if you stop.

Allows you to breathe without thinking about it remembers you do, then makes you think you'll die if you stop.  Scumbag Brain

Tells you working from home is an awesome idea. Then tells you to just check reddit real quick...

Tells you working from home is an awesome idea. Then tells you to just check reddit real quick...  Scumbag Brain

fears infidelity of girlfriend paranoia causes her to do it eventually

fears infidelity of girlfriend paranoia causes her to do it eventually  Scumbag Brain

PROJECT DUE Suddenly obsessed with random wiki articles

PROJECT DUE Suddenly obsessed with random wiki articles   Scumbag Brain
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