Scumbag Brain

Scared of flying. Let's think about nothing but shifting cargo while we taxi.

Scared of flying.  Let's think about nothing but shifting cargo while we taxi.   Scumbag Brain

Worried about something a month away? Go ahead...try to not think about it

Worried about something a month away? Go ahead...try to not think about it  Scumbag Brain

You're on the way home with some healthy groceries? Let's get some fast food to celebrate

You're on the way home with some healthy groceries? Let's get some fast food to celebrate  Scumbag Brain

Just finished taking a shower? NOW WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO SHIT

Just finished taking a shower? NOW WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO SHIT  Scumbag Brain

you're bored after looking at seven pages of reddit? why not click on that reddit icon in your favorites bar?

you're bored after looking at seven pages of reddit? why not click on that reddit icon in your favorites bar?  Scumbag Brain

Try to avoid thing in middle of the road Makes you drive right over it

Try to avoid thing in middle of the road Makes you drive right over it   Scumbag Brain

You know what? You haven't double faulted in a while!

You know what? You haven't double faulted in a while!   Scumbag Brain

So, everything is finally going well for you in life? Let me give you a dream about every possible bad thing that could happen to you

So, everything is finally going well for you in life? Let me give you a dream about every possible bad thing that could happen to you   Scumbag Brain

CARRYING HOT COFFEES? PERFECT TIME TO SNEEZE

CARRYING HOT COFFEES? PERFECT TIME TO SNEEZE   Scumbag Brain

Goes to sleep at a reasonable hour Wakes you up at five

Goes to sleep at a reasonable hour Wakes you up at five   Scumbag Brain
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