Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have 3 hours before you need to wake up? Here's a dream about being 30 minutes late to work.

Oh, you have 3 hours before you need to wake up? Here's a dream about being 30 minutes late to work.   Scumbag Brain

Not sure if I gave this Father's Day card already, or just read it in the store.

Not sure if I gave this Father's Day card already, or just read it in the store.   Scumbag Brain

ok, we will close this TAB and google that really iNTERESTING thing you were JUST thinking about ASDFHGjhfgSAHGajkhF

ok, we will close this TAB and google that really iNTERESTING thing you were JUST thinking about ASDFHGjhfgSAHGajkhF  Scumbag Brain

Hey you know how you have to wake up early? Let me give you some bad stuff to think about!

Hey you know how you have to wake up early? Let me give you some bad stuff to think about!  Scumbag Brain

Almost over your EX? Here, have a dream having exhilarating sex with her, my treat!

Almost over your EX? Here, have a dream having exhilarating sex with her, my treat!   Scumbag Brain

SAY, THAT'S AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WHO HAS JUST SAT NEXT TO YOU ON THE TRAIN. ALLOW ME TO SCHEDULE A FART.

SAY, THAT'S AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WHO HAS JUST SAT NEXT TO YOU ON THE TRAIN. ALLOW ME TO SCHEDULE A FART.   Scumbag Brain

hey, you know whats a good idea? killing yourself. whoa, man. you better panic and claw at the rope when you're already hanging by the neck.

hey, you know whats a good idea? killing yourself. whoa, man. you better panic and claw at the rope when you're already hanging by the neck.   Scumbag Brain

Tiny fleck of skin on tip of finger hurts like hell Doesn't notice rusted metal stabbed into skull

Tiny fleck of skin on tip
 of finger hurts like hell Doesn't notice rusted metal stabbed into skull  Scumbag Brain

LOST If found, please return to the Detroit Lions.

LOST If found, please return to the Detroit Lions.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you saw a spider in your car? i'll just make you think he is crawling on you the whole trip

Oh, you saw a spider in your car? i'll just make you think he is crawling on you the whole trip  Scumbag Brain
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