Scumbag Brain

Your Girlfriend hasn't texted you to say she's home? Time to imagine her funeral and how much the rest of your life will suck

Your Girlfriend hasn't texted you to say she's home? Time to imagine her funeral and how much the rest of your life will suck   Scumbag Brain

Oh, That hurts? Lets try it again every 10 seconds to make sure it still does.

Oh, That hurts? Lets try it again every 10 seconds to make sure it still does.   Scumbag Brain

Remember that money you hid? I'm not gonna tell you where you put it.

Remember that money you hid? I'm not gonna tell you where you put it.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, did you just smell a skunk? how about we take a nice deep breath through our nose to make sure

Oh, did you just smell a skunk? how about we take a nice deep breath through our nose to make sure   Scumbag Brain

Performs all functions necessary for life automatically so you shouldn't have to worry abou tthem. worrys anyways.

Performs all functions necessary for life automatically so you shouldn't have to worry abou tthem. worrys anyways.   Scumbag Brain

Thinks of interesting stuff to google when you are about to fall asleep

Thinks of interesting stuff to google when you are about to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

I see you just put some chew in. I think it's time to go poop. Caption 4 goes here

I see you just put some chew in. I think it's time to go poop.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Just broke up with girlfriend Remembers every happy memory and forgets every bad one

Just broke up with girlfriend Remembers every happy memory and forgets every bad one  Scumbag Brain

No easy way to say this you have 5 to live. 4

No easy way to say this you have 5 to live.  4  Scumbag Brain

So I know your car lights turn off automatically, But lets just wait five minuets outside to make sure they go off.

So I know your car lights turn off automatically, But lets just wait five minuets outside to make sure they go off.  Scumbag Brain
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