Scumbag Brain

Sees you're in a record shop Immediately forgets the name of every album you've ever wanted

Sees you're in a record shop Immediately forgets the name of every album you've ever wanted   Scumbag Brain

TOILET SEAT FALLS DOWN MIDSTREAM ONCE MAKES YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE TIME AFTER

TOILET SEAT FALLS DOWN MIDSTREAM ONCE MAKES YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE TIME AFTER   Scumbag Brain

oh, you have someone that you really love? Well here's a dream about them, dying.

oh, you have someone that you really love? Well here's a dream about them, dying.  Scumbag Brain

Holding Cell phone in one hand, Junk mail in the other. Throws phone in the trash.

Holding Cell phone in one hand, Junk mail in the other. Throws phone in the trash.   Scumbag Brain

Did anyone realize...... That the brain named itself????

Did anyone realize...... That the brain named itself????  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to sleep? Lets think about something random. Caption 4 goes here

Oh, you're trying to sleep? Lets think about something random.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

LET'S PLAY A FUN GAME CALLED COMPARE EVERY SINGLE GUY YOU MEET TO YOUR EX

LET'S PLAY A FUN GAME CALLED COMPARE EVERY SINGLE GUY YOU MEET TO YOUR EX   Scumbag Brain

Well, you seem to be in a good mood today. too bad your going to die one day, so fuck you.

Well, you seem to be in a good mood today. too bad your going to die one day, so fuck you.  Scumbag Brain

Spending time with your grandparents? Let's try to guess what they'd look like having sex.

Spending time with your grandparents? Let's try to guess what they'd look like having sex.   Scumbag Brain

Looks like you're ready to leave for work on time. Suddenly Diarrhea

Looks like you're ready to leave for work on time. Suddenly Diarrhea   Scumbag Brain
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