Scumbag Brain

Tells joke in a dream Still no one laughs

Tells joke in a dream Still no one laughs   Scumbag Brain

ALARM GOES OFF AT 7:30, WANTS TO SLEEP MORE ALARM SET LATER, AWAKE AND ALERT AT 7:30

ALARM GOES OFF AT 7:30, WANTS TO SLEEP MORE ALARM SET LATER, AWAKE AND ALERT AT 7:30  Scumbag Brain

It's your cake day Best i can think of is reposts

It's your cake day Best i can think of is reposts  Scumbag Brain

Excited about 5 Day Weekend Will make these 8 hours feel like an ETERNITY

Excited about 5 Day Weekend Will make these 8 hours feel like an ETERNITY  Scumbag Brain

urges you to set an alarm so that your biological clock can wake you five minutes before it sounds

urges you to set an alarm so that your biological clock can wake you five minutes before it sounds  Scumbag Brain

"She's got a boyfriend" hey I know, let's go after her like she's the last female on earth.

Almost asleep? Your back, feet, and nose itch.

Almost asleep? Your back, feet, and nose itch.  Scumbag Brain

Final exam in 24 hours? Let's bake cupcakes instead of studying

Final exam in 24 hours? Let's bake cupcakes instead of studying  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your tooth hurts? You should totally touch it

Oh, your tooth hurts? You should totally touch it   Scumbag Brain

Keeps you awake till 2am thinking about irrelevant shit Wants to sleep at 8pm when out with friends...

Keeps you awake till 2am thinking about irrelevant shit Wants to sleep at 8pm when out with friends...   Scumbag Brain
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