Scumbag Brain

There's the girl you have a crush on! Let me find you something interesting to say... Nope, got nothing

There's the girl you have a crush on! Let me find you something interesting to say... Nope, got nothing   Scumbag Brain

Knows what Hors D'oeuvres Are Pronounces it Whores Devores anyway

Knows what Hors D'oeuvres Are Pronounces it Whores Devores anyway   Scumbag Brain

Smells something funny while driving You should turn down the radio to smell better

Smells something funny while driving You should turn down the radio to smell better  Scumbag Brain

YOU GOT DUMPED? LET'S DREAM ABOUT YOUR EX EVERY NIGHT

YOU GOT DUMPED? LET'S DREAM ABOUT YOUR EX EVERY NIGHT   Scumbag Brain

Been 5 whole minutes since you texted, still no response? Dude, she hates you

Been 5 whole minutes since you texted, still no response? Dude, she hates you  Scumbag Brain

today's sunday? how about you think about how tomorrow's monday

today's sunday? 
 how about you think about how tomorrow's monday   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're about to fly on an airplane? Let me show you what's gonna happen if you crash

Oh, you're about to fly on an airplane? Let me show you what's gonna happen if you crash  Scumbag Brain

Sneeze incoming Let's cover the nose with a tissue. The nose.

Sneeze incoming Let's cover the nose with a tissue. The nose.  Scumbag Brain

Running late? let's forget your keys and money.

Running late? let's forget your keys and money.  Scumbag Brain

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