Scumbag Brain

Somebody tells you something doesn't comprehend until after you way "what?"

Somebody tells you something doesn't comprehend until after you way

in the middle of a shower makes you have to poop

in the middle of a shower makes you have to poop  Scumbag Brain

Knows that sex will get rid of stress doesn't let you have sex when you're stressed

Knows that sex will get rid of stress doesn't let you have sex when you're stressed  Scumbag Brain

Sept 30th: I got nothing Oct 30th: OH WAIT! I HAVE SO MANY GOOD IDEAS!

Sept 30th: I got nothing Oct 30th: OH WAIT! I HAVE SO MANY GOOD IDEAS!   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in a hurry to get home? let's forget where you parked your car in below freezing weather

Oh, you're in a hurry to get home? let's forget where you parked your car in below freezing weather   Scumbag Brain

Oh you stood in line for a urinal and really have to pee? nah lets just stand here and pretend to pee instead

Oh you stood in line for a urinal and really have to pee? nah lets just stand here and pretend to pee instead  Scumbag Brain

Clock is getting set back an hour. "Dude, you can go to bed an hour later and still get the same amount of sleep."

Clock is getting set back an hour.

Loading music onto yor phone? "let's forget about the one song you have been obsessing over all week."

Loading music onto yor phone?

someone farted? Better take a big whiff just to make sure

someone farted? Better take a big whiff 
just to make sure  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to sleep? Lets think about every spider ever in your bed.

Oh, you need to sleep? Lets think about every spider ever in your bed.   Scumbag Brain
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