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Hey, the text your gf sent you looks sexual. how bout i give you a boner knowing you won't get any tonight.

Hey, the text your gf sent you looks sexual. how bout i give you a boner knowing you won't get any tonight.  Scumbag Brain

hey, remember that girl in line who was snippy with you? Let's think of awesome comebacks for the whole day...

hey, remember that girl in line who was snippy with you? Let's think of awesome comebacks for the whole day...  Scumbag Brain

knows you are trying to fall asleep Better check Facebook every 2 minutes

knows you are trying to fall asleep  Better check Facebook every 2 minutes  Scumbag Brain

Spends 4 hours trying to write personal statement and comes up with nothing. Writes the most beautiful personal statement in 20 minutes.

Spends 4 hours trying to write personal statement and comes up with nothing. Writes the most beautiful personal statement in 20 minutes.  Scumbag Brain

Gets motivated to start Essay 11pm

Gets motivated to start Essay 11pm  Scumbag Brain

Saw a cute maternity shirt at my place of employment "You should get pregnant so you can wear it"

Saw a cute maternity shirt at my place of employment

I see you just stood up to do something So here's what being blind feels like

I see you just stood up to do something So here's what being blind feels like  Scumbag Brain

I know what game we should play minesweeper

I know what game we should play minesweeper  Scumbag Brain

Had a sex dream Woke up because my penis was too big

Had a sex dream Woke up because my penis was too big  Scumbag Brain

MMm yeah have that huge coffee and just drive to work. you don't have to take a dump. Everything is fine. what are you, an idiot? if you don't get to bathroom immediately, there's gonna be a breach! definitely explosions. Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome ex

MMm yeah have that huge coffee and just drive to work. you don't have to take a dump. Everything is fine. what are you, an idiot? if you don't get to bathroom immediately, there's gonna be a breach! definitely explosions.  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome ex  Scumbag Brain
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