Scumbag Brain

Just broke up with asshole boyfriend? Let me only remind you of the good things.

Just broke up with asshole boyfriend?  Let me only remind you of the good things.   Scumbag Brain

Walking home in the dark hey.... you remember that slendermen guy

Walking home in the dark hey.... you remember that slendermen guy  Scumbag Brain

Comes up with a seemingly perfect title for reddit post notices errors immediately after it goes live and not before

Comes up with a seemingly perfect title for reddit post notices errors immediately after it goes live and not before  Scumbag Brain

will suck a dirty dick That's your brain on drugs

will suck a dirty dick That's your brain on drugs  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have an important job interview tomorrow? Let's have a dream where you wake up late and miss it

Oh you have an important job interview tomorrow? Let's have a dream where you wake up late and miss it   Scumbag Brain

Looks at word several times to ensure correct spelling Misspells word

Looks at word several times to ensure correct spelling Misspells word   Scumbag Brain

Makes you attractive in front of unattractive girls MAKES YOU UNATTRACTIVE IN FRONT OF ATTRACTIVE GIRLS

Makes you attractive in front of unattractive girls MAKES YOU UNATTRACTIVE IN FRONT OF ATTRACTIVE GIRLS   Scumbag Brain

Good sleep is very important for recovery? Sure buddy, let me ruin the *ONE* thing you have no control over for you

Good sleep is very important for recovery? Sure buddy, let me ruin the *ONE* thing you have no control over for you  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up just before your alarm is normally supposed to go off Even on holidays Caption 4 goes here

Wakes you up just before your alarm is normally supposed to go off Even on holidays  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Drink 1L of gatorade Sit on the couch to digest it!

Drink 1L of gatorade Sit on the couch to digest it!  Scumbag Brain
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