Scumbag Brain

Instantly forget the name of new friends and business contacts. Names of obscure cartoon and video game characters etched in fucking stone.

Instantly forget the name of new friends and business contacts.  
Names of obscure cartoon and video game characters etched in fucking stone. 
   Scumbag Brain

can remember the black sacament cant remember a simple math formula BUT

can remember the black sacament cant remember a simple math formula  BUT   Scumbag Brain

All cafeterias on campus are closed? Im hungry

All cafeterias on campus are closed? Im hungry   Scumbag Brain

You Should Stop that Belt Sander ...With Your Hand

You Should Stop that Belt Sander ...With Your Hand   Scumbag Brain

Hey Chris, it's time to wake up! Remember you have to be up at 4:30 AM to get to your final on time! LOL just kidding man it's 3:00 AM, lollol forgot it was Daylight savings time just changed so really it's 2 AM! Good luck today! Don't worry about falling

Hey Chris, it's time to wake up! Remember you have to be up at 4:30 AM to get to your final on time! LOL just kidding man it's 3:00 AM, lollol forgot it was Daylight savings time just changed so really it's 2 AM! Good luck today! Don't worry about falling  Scumbag Brain

Feeling secure in your relationship How about a nice breakup dream?

Feeling secure in your relationship How about a nice breakup dream?  Scumbag Brain

worried you may not get enough sleep? Let's make that the reason you can't fall asleep

worried you may not get enough sleep? Let's make that the reason you can't fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

I don't always imagine the worst possible outcome of a hypothetical situation Oh wait, yes I do

I don't always imagine the worst possible outcome of a hypothetical situation Oh wait, yes I do  Scumbag Brain

Dreams of adolf hitler taking over with unicorns Trust me youre not dreaming

Dreams of adolf hitler taking over with unicorns Trust me youre not dreaming   Scumbag Brain

Wakes up an hour before alarm every morning Sleeps through alarm on day of important meeting

Wakes up an hour before alarm every morning Sleeps through alarm on day of important meeting  Scumbag Brain
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