Scumbag Brain

Begins to read interesting story makes eyes skip to end

Begins to read interesting story makes eyes skip to end  Scumbag Brain

has all memories stored on hardware lacks software to retrieve memories

has all memories stored on hardware lacks software to 
retrieve memories  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just watched that hot pot of coffee get poured Let's take a big gulp of it.

Oh, you just watched that hot pot of coffee get poured Let's take a big gulp of it.  Scumbag Brain

finals are over? Here's a nightmare where you fail that class

finals are over? Here's a nightmare where you fail that class  Scumbag Brain

weekly journal to hand in to prof everything in my head is innapropriate

weekly journal to hand in to prof everything in my head is innapropriate  Scumbag Brain

Need to stay calm and in be in control of stressful personal events in your life Spends every waking minute of every hour of every day thinking about it

Need to stay calm and in be in control of stressful personal events in your life Spends every waking minute of every hour of every day thinking about it  Scumbag Brain

Plane is gaining speed on runway, about to take off "Hey bro, remember that recent Afghanistan plane crash video you saw on reddit?!"

Plane is gaining speed on runway, about to take off

Meets one decent girl, who you know Isn't single Here have a crush on her.

Meets one decent girl, who you know Isn't single Here have a crush on her.  Scumbag Brain

when is rest day wants workout when are workout days, wants rest

when is rest day wants workout  when are workout days,
wants rest  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you changed your wake-up alarm to a song? I'll just incorporate the song into your dreams so that it won't disturb your sleep when it goes off.

Oh, you changed your wake-up alarm to a song? I'll just incorporate the song into your dreams so that it won't disturb your sleep when it goes off.  Scumbag Brain
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