Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to sleep? Look at all this ultraviolence you never watched but somehow remember.

Oh you're trying to sleep? Look at all this ultraviolence you never watched but somehow remember.  Scumbag Brain

Hears a false story about your own personal experience Seven months later, makes you believe that it actually happened

Hears a false story about your own personal experience Seven months later, makes you believe that it actually happened  Scumbag Brain

Oh, a girl you really like just rejected you? Imagines another guy banging her

Oh, a girl you really like just rejected you? Imagines another guy banging her  Scumbag Brain

Decides to dust off the the old PS3 and buys"The last of us" Plays burnout paradise instead

Decides to dust off the the old PS3 and buys

Just arrived at a swimming pool? You should totally run!

Just arrived at a swimming pool? You should totally run!  Scumbag Brain

Stay in and do your ROIs, you're gonna have fun being responsible Lol, jk. Sit in bed and vicariously live the fun of a party through GroupMe

Stay in and do your ROIs, you're gonna have fun being responsible Lol, jk. Sit in bed and vicariously live the fun of a party through GroupMe   Scumbag Brain

HOPE THEY DON'T THINK WE'RE SHOPLIFTING BETTER SEND ALL THE BLOOD TO YOUR FACE JUST IN CASE

HOPE THEY DON'T THINK WE'RE SHOPLIFTING BETTER SEND ALL THE BLOOD TO YOUR FACE JUST IN CASE  Scumbag Brain

girlfriend says "don't stop i'm gonna cum" jizz

girlfriend says

Always remembers a face never remembers their name

Always remembers a face never remembers their name  Scumbag Brain

Time to go to bed? Better start thinking about those scary stories again

Time to go to bed? Better start thinking about those scary stories again  Scumbag Brain
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