Scumbag Brain

Just starting to fall asleep in a warm comfy bed Let me make you have to pee like a race horse

Just starting to fall asleep in a warm comfy bed Let me make you have to pee like a race horse   Scumbag Brain

Learns about partners sexual history "Hey bro, lets think about that for the next two weeks"

Learns about partners sexual history

Wants karma more than grades

Wants karma more than grades  Scumbag Brain

Gives you awesome dreams with epic storylines Only lets you remember the fact that the dream was awesome and had an epic storyline

Gives you awesome dreams with epic storylines Only lets you remember the fact that the dream was awesome and had an epic storyline  Scumbag Brain

You didn't need to pee all day Until you search for your keys

You didn't need to pee all day Until you search for your keys  Scumbag Brain

Security Question: What was your first car? Camaro? Chevy camaro? Chevrolet camaro? NOPE. Camrao.

Security Question: What was your first car? Camaro? Chevy camaro? Chevrolet camaro? NOPE. Camrao.  Scumbag Brain

Trying to go to sleep, bro? Here's an image of your naked girlfriend, who you haven't seen in months, and who is hundredss of miles away

Trying to go to sleep, bro? Here's an image of your naked girlfriend, who you haven't seen in months, and who is hundredss of miles away   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that big test you have in 8 hours? I bet thinking about your ex instead of sleeping will help

Hey, you know that big test you have in 8 hours? I bet thinking about your ex instead of sleeping will help   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in the middle of a very important exam? Hey i just met you, and this is crazy...

Oh, you're in the middle of a very important exam? Hey i just met you, and this is crazy...  Scumbag Brain

Just laid down after a hard day of work Oh hey you forgot to brush your teeth Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

Just laid down after a hard day of work Oh hey
you forgot to brush your teeth  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain
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