Scumbag Brain

Knows the pen isn't going through that window Convinces you that it is despite that fact.

Knows the pen isn't going through that window Convinces you that it is despite that fact.   Scumbag Brain

You graduated high school a decade ago? Here, have a dream about being back in school every fucking week

You graduated high school a decade ago? Here, have a dream about being back in school every fucking week  Scumbag Brain

Having a haircut? Have an itchy nose

Having a haircut? Have an itchy nose  Scumbag Brain

Been working out... finally like the way you look "Oh sweet! Now you don't need to work out anymore!"

Been working out... 
finally like the way you look

Boyfriend acts a little weird and/or sad HE'S LEAVING YOU !!!

Boyfriend acts a little weird and/or sad HE'S LEAVING YOU !!!    Scumbag Brain

scratch balls in sleep and have nightmares wake up with deathgrip on balls

scratch balls in sleep
and have nightmares wake up with deathgrip on balls  Scumbag Brain

Holding trash in one hand cell phone in the other. Throws cell phone away

Holding trash in one hand cell phone in the other.  Throws cell phone away   Scumbag Brain

Has the potential to be a genius You've not procrastinated enough yet for today, get back on Reddit

Has the potential to be a genius You've not procrastinated enough yet for today, get back on Reddit   Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend and I have past relationships talk "yo they all for sure had huge dicks and were much better in bed than you... here are some vivid depictions"

Girlfriend and I have past relationships talk

Oh You're trying to study for finals? Let me focus on anything but the material you're going over Facebook? Summer? Going out? Naptime?

Oh You're trying to study for finals? Let me focus on anything but the material you're going over Facebook? Summer? Going out? Naptime?   Scumbag Brain
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