Scumbag Brain

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Here, let's pretend you're pissing.

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Here, let's pretend you're pissing.  Scumbag Brain

knows what's funny isn't

knows what's funny isn't  Scumbag Brain

First time eating with coworkers? Let's forget how to eat like a normal person

First time eating with coworkers? Let's forget how to eat like a normal person  Scumbag Brain

Do you remember why you just walked into the kitchen? I sure don't. Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

Do you remember why you just walked into the kitchen? I sure don't.  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain

44,443 MILES Safety OFF for 1 mile

44,443 MILES Safety OFF for 1 mile  Scumbag Brain

E-mail about that job you applied for not in your inbox just now? Better check it again... and again... and again....

E-mail about that job you applied for not in your inbox just now? Better check it again... and again... and again....  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're at the club about to go dance with that hot chick? well, let's forget how to have rhythm.

oh, you're at the club about to go dance with that hot chick? well, let's forget how to have rhythm.    Scumbag Brain

Oh, you smoked a little after a long day at work. Let's only focus on your heart rate for the next 30 minutes.

Oh, you smoked a little after a long day at work. Let's only focus on your heart rate for the next 30 minutes.  Scumbag Brain

Finally about to fall asleep Brings you to conciousness with the thought that you were almost asleep

Finally about to fall asleep Brings you to conciousness with the thought that you were almost asleep  Scumbag Brain

you would love to dream about flying? I can do that, but falling would be way better

you would love to dream about flying? I can do that, but falling would be way better  Scumbag Brain
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