Scumbag Brain

Go to bed early to get ready for test tomorrow Nightmares all night long

Go to bed early to get ready for test tomorrow Nightmares all night long  Scumbag Brain

Morning: You deserve to sleep in. Go ahead and skip work. Afternoon: You skipped work? You will now spend the rest of your day worrying about getting fired.

Morning: You deserve to sleep in. Go ahead and skip work.   Afternoon: You skipped work?  You will now spend the rest of your day worrying about getting fired.        Scumbag Brain

i give good brain iff yhu want sum head let meeh know

i give good brain iff yhu want sum 
head let meeh know  Scumbag Brain

Decides you must sleep for ten more minutes Wakes you up an hour later

Decides you must sleep for ten more minutes Wakes you up an hour later  Scumbag Brain

Tells you you have to take a shit You only piss and fart on the toilet

Tells you you have to take a shit You only piss and fart on the toilet   Scumbag Brain

Hundreds of examples to choose from Uses one that's wrong

Hundreds of examples to choose from Uses one that's wrong   Scumbag Brain

Has 5 minutes of work left Hey, let's take a nap

Has 5 minutes of work left Hey, let's take a nap   Scumbag Brain

Makes you pee 20 times a day Gives you two drops for the drug test.

Makes you pee 20 times a day Gives you two drops for the drug test.   Scumbag Brain

Reminds you to go to the grocery store Convinces you to buy a years worth of food

Reminds you to go to the grocery store Convinces you to buy a years worth of food   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to focus on your homework? Maybe reddit would help

Oh you're trying to focus on your homework? Maybe reddit would help   Scumbag Brain
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